Barack Obama is your new PI*

In re: barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com

Barack Obama is your new PI.

Barack Obama thinks you should start writing your thesis.

Barack Obama said you work too hard.

Barack Obama proofread your grant same day.

Barack Obama went ahead and arranged your committee meeting.

Barack Obama found a protocol for your antibody.

Barack Obama put an awesome paper on your desk.

Barack Obama told everyone to stop coming in on Saturdays.

Barack Obama got 1554 for beer hour.

Barack Obama hired a tech for you.

Barack Obama sent you to a Gordon Conference.

Barack Obama is okay with you coming in at 10:30.

Barack Obama is in his office.

Barack Obama analyzed your data.

Barack Obama knows the perfect lab for your post-doc.

Barack Obama bought you new pipettes.

Barack Obama promised to watch your mice when you went on vacation.

Barack Obama laughed at the joke slide in your lab meeting.

Barack Obama agrees with your hypothesis.

Barack Obama thinks you have adequately characterized your system.

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*: PI = principle investigator, lab head, research professor, person in whose lab you work

**: Credit ANA, I.