DNCDG: Monday Night

Finish your drink if:

Jimmy Carter....................................Threatens to bomb someone
Nancy Pelosi..............................Announces an impeachment vote
Jesse Jackson Jr...........Says he's going to cut someone's nuts off
You've heard of.........................................................Clint Borgen
John Hickenlooper.....................Puts "change" in a parking meter
Amy Klobuchar.........................................Tells an Al Franken joke
Manny Diaz.............................Apologizes for voting Pat Buchanan
Alexi Giannoulis, Dan Hynes, and Lisa Madigan............................
................................Designated bathroom break
Tom Balanoff....Demands a card check for the "delegates union"
Reg Weaver..................................................................................
...............Nominates Robert Byrd as he's had tenure the longest
Randi Weingarten............................................Vouches for Obama
Nancy Keenan.....Says Roberta McCain made the wrong 'choice'
Sen. Claire McCaskill........................Invites Obama to Mizz-er-E
Lee Hamilton..............Challenges James Baker to a death match
Miguel del Valle............................Gives everyone a parking ticket
Michelle Obama.........................................Does a terrorist fist jab
Craig Robinson.......................................Refers to doing time in HP
Maya Soetoro-Ng...............Refers to her and Barack as 'mullatos'
Jerry Kellman...............................................................................
............Explains to Ann Althouse what a community organizer is

If during the program...
The analysts don't analyze the speech..................Take a drink
There'a a "clean coal" ad..................Drink a non alcoholic beer
There's a McCain ad.......................................................2 drinks
A demonstration 'spontaneously' erupts...................................
................................................'Spontaneously' finish your drink
PUMAs attack..........................................................Find a cougar
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